A peanut to the television – 7Days

On some things my body does not respond properly. A small piece of text aloud to the class instance, or drinking water, driving, pepper and Erben Wennemars. The latter gives me regular nervous breakdowns and fits of rage. So it can no longer even find the GGD.

I think sports people ill. And like pandemic viruses they will be everywhere. Old sports people, such Mart Smeets and Jack van Gelder, young athletes like Mark Tuitert and Pieter van den Hoogenband. And then there’s the nagging table of Voetbal International that once in a while corner of my eye pollution.

Let me make it clear that there is an important difference between “athletes” and “sportsmen”. Among athletes, we mean people who are engaged in practicing a sport. Among sports people, we mean people who are engaged in hours of dicks about a sport and the relevant practitioners. Some athletes were once athletes, some athletes are a little sports people.

Coloring Rembrandt
Athletes I find very less, because they train every day and just want better. This is their passion and their life and also everything they have. Sports People still have the choice to do something else. Something meaningful for example, such as helping refugees.

But instead, they spend their free time at a table to interpret a sports game like it’s the newest coloring Rembrandt. Such an interpretation usually takes one hour to ten days and even then the presenter should still intervene. Actually athletes just people who love to talk a lot and for a long time.

Peanut to TV
Erben Wennen Ones Mars is the best in there, because he does not say just a lot of words, he also extends even to the third power. That’s very funny for two minutes, then never again. I have now quite often cry when I Wennemars see or hear.

I have even once threw a peanut at the television. With a light tap came against his bare forehead. He blinked when very hard with his eyes. But I do not think it was because of the peanut.

Nice joke
We would jokingly even have to all athletes in one talk show lasts unconditionally. That will be day and night broadcast on NPO 2 and could send sponsors aids such as electric fly swatters and rabid Ajax. Every time one of sports people give up hope, finally keeps his mouth with drooping shoulders and leaves the studio, you hear a gun shot. At the end there is one winner who gets his own weekly television program on Tuesday morning 5:00 am. Then we are finally free.